Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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