Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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