I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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