what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
my poor anus
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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