why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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