If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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