forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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