I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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