Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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