dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
