when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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