just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize