True but thats because hes a fetus.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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