U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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