I hate all girls vehemently.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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