walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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