Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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