She's JV to your varsity
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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