I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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