whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
