Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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