So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
too bad you live with your parents still
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Those nachos came to me in a dream
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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