That's when you crack a 10am beer
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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