shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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