the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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