Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
I'm really busy with my period
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