Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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