Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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