Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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