I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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