YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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