i can't believe i had my finger in that
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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