saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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