i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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