4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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