Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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