I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
