Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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