why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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