But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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