do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
