We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
