Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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