I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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