I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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