We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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