Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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