After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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