Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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