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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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