Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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